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Working Together to Ride Your Waves, Your Way

We now have sector-tailored business development concepts, E-books, self-study courses, and more over on Gumroad.com - very reasonable prices, very simple purchase process; great if you're on the go, or just need it now!

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Our services are EXCLUSIVELY remote-only provision.
This is a decision we have come to in the wake of the UK Supreme Court's decision in For Women Scotland vs. Scottish Ministers, and the overstepping of the Judgement's remit that is currently being enacted.

Working remotely ensures the safety of everyone who is part of The Productive Pessimist family - our colleagues who happen to be tall, squarer-faced women.  Our colleagues who are trans.  Our colleagues who risk racially-motivated violence which can now be lensed through "concern for the safety of cisgender women and girls."

We apologise for any inconvenience; please take up your frustrations with the UK government.  

Tailored Pessimism: £17.00
Ideal for small businesses and entrepreneurs.
Identify up to three topics/sectors/areas of interest, and we will provide you with tailored 'Productive Pessimism' takes on current affairs, legislative changes, etc related to these areas.

Tailored Pessimism sent weekly by email.

Business Consultancy (inclusive design, inclusive practice, crisis resolution, transformation, change management): 
Initial Discovery Call: £45 (90minute remote meeting, plus 2 further email follow up support opportunities.)
Ongoing Support: £25 per remote session (1hr)

Inclusive Design Plan for New/Full Rebuild Developments: Ā£50 
This includes an unlimited-duration remote call to discuss your build project, and unlimited email follow up support.

Quick Question: £10 - This is an ad-hoc service: check our socials (Insta/LI) for updates on when we're running Quick Questions
Answers within 1hr on issues around disability, neurodiversity, gender and transgender issues, and leadership challenges.

Public Speaking In Remote Panels: £100 appearance fee.
Articles on these topics for print media: £75
Topics covered:
. Welfare Reform
. Lived Experience - Sight Loss 
. Lived Experience - Schizophrenia
. Lived Experience - Male Identity as a Trans Man
. Lived Experience - 'Female Autism' as a Trans Woman
. Masculinity In a Feminine-Focused World
Exploring modern roles for contemporary masculinity, why men are struggling with their social transition period, and what it feels like to be a 21st-century man facing many responsibilities which are still centred as "women's work", such as care, household management, etc.
. Surviving and Thriving Car-Free
Discussing the process of managing daily life, in rural England, with disability, without the ability to drive (and without the money to employ a chauffeur, or take taxis!)
Minimum 24hrs notice for speaking engagements.

Business 'Critical Friend': Ā£700 per week,  Ā£2,000 per month, Ā£20,000 per year
Available for 'on-demand' priority phone and email support for instant-response to operational and inter-personal business challenges as they happen

Interviewed an exceptional candidate, but worried about how to accommodate their disability, neurodivergence, identity, or experience? Give us a call, drop us a line, get us on-site, and we can make the experience as easy as possible for both you and your new hire.

Had an inclusion issue, and HR are feeling uncomfortable about how to handle it? We can step in to offer support, a listening ear, and reassurance.

Need short term strategic support? We're here for you.

Awareness Training:
Neurodiversity Awareness: £150 (4hrs remote tutor-led, lived experience provision)
Disability Awareness: Ā£150 (4hrs remote tutor-led, lived experience provision)
LGBTQ+ Awareness: £150 (4hrs remote tutor-led, lived experience provision)
. Trauma-Informed Workplaces: Ā£200  (6hrs remote tutor-led, lived experience, tutor-led provision)

Identifying Misinformation & Disinformation, & Challenging Damaging Narratives - Ā£5 self-study, Ā£15 facilitated (remote)
As global narratives skew away from objective truths backed up by reliable sources to "black marketing", disinformation, misinformation, and emotion-driven arguments presented as facts, and as social media sites and governments step away from ensuring veracity in publicly consumed media, being your own fact-checker is resilient against political positioning swings, climate change, economic turbulence, and inflation!  Whether you want a simple, straightforward overview of the difference between types of deceptive content, how to identify and distinguish them, and how to challenge them, or you'd like a dynamic, immersive experience, 1:1 or in small groups (depending on attendance levels), The Productive Pessimist is here for you.  Because we believe it's all only going to get worse - but we can show you how to be better.

Ideal for schools, colleges, public sector workplaces, media teams, social enterprises, and individuals.

Management Courses:
. Sell Your Vision: £120 (3hrs, remote provision)
How to make necessary change wanted, so you can move forward, faster.

. Crisis, What Crisis? £350 (full day remote provision)
Identifying, managing, and making a success of crises.

Who Comes Next? Effective succession planning - £300 (full day remote, tutor-led provision)


To book any of our services, or for more information, just drop us an email: theproductivepessimist@yahoo.com


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